And in the days when the first generation of goats gave rise to the second and then the third, the four original commandments were given to the goats of Pagan Renaissance Farm:
- Thou shalt not eat of the planted fruit trees.
- Thou shalt not rub on the deer fence in the center of the field.
- Thou shalt not stand on the plastic feed box or on the metal table next to it.
- Thou shalt not ram the human.
Offenses related to the first three commandments shall be met with a bb from the red rider gun. Repeated offense to the fourth commandment will result in death – likely from a 9 mm to the base of the skull.
Other than the two mentioned above, there are no commandments against standing and climbing. You will just suffer the natural consequences. And as part of those natural consequences, God might help you get out of the barrel, or he might go get his 9 mm and eat you for supper. He is not trying to crush your spirit, he is just trying to find a way for us all to live in harmony.
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